Episode 63: Gnome Bone
We’re back with a new season, new monsters, and new discoveries. This week, we’re headed to the garden to learn about gnomes. Sarah teaches us about the influence of the German Renaissance, and Jess explores gnomes and sex today. We consume some wild content, including interesting uses of garden gnomes, before diving into unhinged A03. So put on your pointed hat and get comfortable on the lawn… the episode starts now.
ARC We Read:
A Pack for Spring - Emilia Emerson
She’s always dreamed of a soft life.
They’re determined to provide it for her.
Lucy Andersson-Spring’s twenty-ninth birthday comes with a side helping of a quarter-life crisis. She loves her community, her sewing shop, and her secret social media account featuring Starlight Grove’s cat mayor, but maybe she needs to be more ambitious, more self-sufficient. At least, that’s what the alphas she dated last year kept saying . . . before they cheated on her.
Lucy is determined this year will be a fresh start, but her quest to leave her romantic dreams behind keeps being thwarted. First, a disastrous camping trip leaves her stranded with Wilder, the reserved fire chief. Then, a grumpy businessman named King bursts into her shop with a desperate proposal. And then there’s Leo, the cute florist who brings her bouquets, but never the dinner invitation she hopes for.
Like Lucy, these guys are facing crossroads in their lives, but when their hesitancy in wooing the stunning omega leaves her feeling rejected all over again, they realize they can’t live without her. Determined to win her over, they embark on a journey of self-discovery, complete with a meddlesome cat, mischievous bunny, and bizarrely specific horoscopes, to become a pack worthy of her.
Review: Another great entry in the Cozyverse. Lucy is an FMC that everyone will be able to relate to, especially if anyone has ever told you that you are "too much" or "too needy" or "too emotional". This book really captures the special feeling when you find someone, in this case, a pack of three, that gets you, understands you, and loves you for who you are. Having some unique twists on designation brought a unique conflict point to the story. And no one talks to me about the new addition to Starlight Grove! Such a fun new addition to the family! Fans of the Cozyverse and Emilia's writing won't be disappointed.
What we consumed for our Gnome Episode:
The Gnome-Mobile
While on a trip to California's majestic Redwood Forest, a wealthy grandfather and his two young grandchildren help two gnomes find their way to a new home.
Garden Gnome Sexy Party
by Fannie Tucker
When Jenny adds a little whimsical flavor to her garden with a trio of gnome statues, she never suspects what's in store. When the sun goes down, Jenny discovers her new lawn ornaments are ready to get busy, and they know how to use those pointy red hats to please a woman!
Explicit adult material. Three on one action, hard pointy hats, and gnomehoods as big as any man's!
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