Episode 61: Seductive Santa
Ho ho ho… or should we say hoe, hoe, hoe perhaps? This week we’re taking a seat on the big man’s lap to uncover all his secrets. From the history of St. Nick to Santas in popular culture, we’re covering it all like a blanket of snow. So get the milk and cookies ready, cause we’re coming down your chimney — the holiday episode is here! Listen now!
What we consumed this week:
Santa's Toy by
Elle Dusoir
You better watch out. You better not cry.
In the days leading up to Christmas, Santa is losing his strength and no one knows why. His close assistant Holly just left him and Mrs. Claus has been ignoring him for decades. The hunt is on for a new assistant who must provide Santa Clause with far more than organization.
He requires full commitment. Her entire body belongs to him to use, day or night.
Santa Claus is Going to Town On Me
by M.L. Eliza
I've always hated Christmas, but this year will be different, because this year, Santa Claus is jingling me all the way.
When Holly wakes up on Christmas Eve to find an intruder in her home, she does what anyone else would; grabs her replica medieval broadsword and sneaks downstairs to deal with him.
But he isn't a burglar. He wears a big red coat, big brown boots, and his big round belly shakes like a bowl full of jelly. He's Santa Claus. He's huge. And he's HOT.
What begins as a simple misunderstanding, develops into a passion Holly never knew she needed, with a man who knows her every want and desire. But Holly has a secret, one she can't ever let Claus discover; the true reason she hates Christmas.
The Night They Saved Christmas:
Pop Culture Santas:
